March 2012
proriderroadking:
melissalynnel:
selinameow:
I got pulled over for doing 63 in a 40 and have another court date in April. Five minutes later, my brother gets pulled over too.
And I was the only terrified person in the car.
74 in a 55
55 in a 30
February 2012
Mallory is a tumblr creeper...
nai-lanette:
regretting this decision to follow
XDDDDD
Naomi is scared of my tumblr
o0o0o0o spoo0o0okyyy
I cant feel my head
I am going to eat all the Sumatriptan
lien-h ha contestado a tu publicación: lien-h ha contestado a tu foto: When I was at work…
eat eat eat!
youuu cannttt make meeee
lien-h ha contestado a tu foto: When I was at work dawg
tinnyyy!
teeny tiny XD
itshellawindyoutside asked: 11-16 y'all
40 weirdly intriguing questions...
1. What’s a question you’re afraid to ask? To whom?
2. What’s something you hide about your personality?
3. What’s something other people think about you that you don’t agree with?
4. How do you deal with criticism?
5. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
6. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
7. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
8. Describe your favourite texture.
9. Which national or global tragedy were you closest to and how did it affect you?
10. Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance.
11. Which fictional character would you most like to have lunch with and why?
12. Who would you say is your “anti” role model? Someone who serves as a warning rather than an inspiration?
13. What’s your least “politically correct” opinion?
14. What kind of underwear do you imagine Sherlock Holmes wears?
15. What’s one of the most difficult things you’ve ever had to do?
16. If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why?
17. What’s the most infuriating thing your parents (or caregiver) do?
18. Which Disney Princess do you most identify with and why? Which is your favourite and why? And yes- ANYONE can answer this question.
19. You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy?
20. What’s the silliest fan theory you’ve ever come up with?
21. What did you think about before you fell asleep last night?
22. What’s the oddest term of endearment you’ve ever used or that someone’s used for you?
23. What motivates you in life?
24. What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that?
25. How do you think you will fare when the Zombie Apocalypse arrives?
26. Which mythological creature are you most like? Why? And if you could be any mythological creature, which would you want to be? Why?
27. Write a brief story about an actual adventure you’ve had.
28. Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life.
29. What’s something that scares you about the future?
30. List 5 quirky things about yourself.
31. Describe your dream library.
32. What’s the weirdest item you’ve ever mourned?
33. If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like?
34. Do you have any “rules” about food?
35. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
36. What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about?
37. Describe a time/event in your life that you’re nostalgic for.
38. How do you approach social situations?
39. What is your ideal bed? Why?
40. Post a short excerpt of your life.
Someone do this, seriously.
“I’d like to raise both of my middle fingers to him and anyone who thinks...”
– M.I.A. (via allwasteandvoid
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school is gonna make me kill myself
da stress is hitting
its hella windy outside: A man's guide for men... →
anglophonicblog:
TRIGGER WARNING FOR: common sense things that every man should already know, but probably doesn’t. I apologize if some of these seem ridiculous.
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I know that I am a lot older than most heterosexual men in the blogosphere.
So first of all, in this hour of bat-shit…
Run away from college!
run!
or end up like your dear old friend mallory
dead
why do I watch fear factor for hours instead of do anything else
whyyyyy
hardcore nappin
